G

"Gamera is really neat/ Gamera is full of meat/ We all love you Gamera!" -All. #312(GvG)

"Gamera's dancing go-go!" -Tom. #312(GvG)

"Gardening always takes a back seat to science." -Tom Servo. #103(MM)

"Gee. Ohio looks great after the apocalypse!" -Joel. #501(WotLW)

"Gee, the sky's as clear as Gary, Indiana." -Crow. #617(TSatD)

"Geez, lady, scream in someone else's ear!" -Crow. #406(AotGL)

"Geez, they're making the chicken men of Krankor look super-confident and dignified." -Tom Servo.#819(IotNM)

"Geez... they washed up at a Klingon language camp." -Tom Servo. #605(CatH)

"Genius...pure genius." "...couldn't save this film." -Fingal/Crow. #822(OatMB)

"Gentlemen! Ours is a society based on ancient traditions!" "Really? I thought we just sold each other fish." -Tom Servo/Crow. #505(tMVoS)

"Gentlemen -- Spill your milk!" -Joel (as Tucker). #419(tRS)

"Gentlemen! We can't *all* be the Honey-Nut Cheerios honeybee!" -Crow (as Voldar). #321(SCCtM)

"'Get bent!!' Is that official enough for you?!" -**. #205(RAUSA)

"Get me! Sentenced to death and I'm *still* making time!" -** (as Bob). #203(JG)

"Get out of here -- you disgusting *worrrrrm*!!" -Lara. #519(Outlaw)

"Get over here. We just wanna kill you for a minute." -**. #503(SD)

"Get your shoes on, we're at the monster." -Crow (as Lee). #311(ICtW)

"Give him this. It's raw pork. He'll know what it means." -**. #205(RAUSA)

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you, Frank." -Dr. Forrester. #*

"Glen! Remember *these*?" -Crow (as Joyce). #319(WotCB)

"Go ahead, strip me of my dignity at age four!! --WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?!?!" -Joel (as a Kid in the Junior Rodeo). #407(tKS)

"Go bingle your bongle!" -Mamie van Doren. #601(GT)

"God...imp batch." -Crow #806(tU)

"Goodbye -- from me and my package." -'Jack Perkins'. #307.2(Daddy-O)

"Good god I'm ugly." -**. #*

"Good god I'm ugly. Scared my own children out of the nursery today." -Crow (as Alpha). #508(OD007)

"Good thing scientists are such good fighters." -**. #102(tRvtAM)

"Good thing they made everything out of balsa wood back then." -Tom Servo. #410(HatMM)

"Good thing the Venusians could never get very far from the bathroom." -Crow. #211(FSoV)

"Gooooood morning..." -Tom Servo. #*

"Go to hell world!" Crow #905 (DB)

"Granddad's *already* disturbed." -Crow. #308(GvG)

"Graphics by *Kenner*." -Tom Servo. #820(SM)

"Great place to die, though. Real spooky!" -Tom Servo (as Dr. Manning). #421(MaGG)

"Gregory Peck -- this week on Solid Gold!" -Tom Servo. #112(UY)

"Grooming is between you and the lord God." -Crow (as the Narrator). #510(L:tPH)

"Guys, did we just do an After-School Special, here?" -Tom Servo. #402(tGGM)

"Guys, it doesn't get any stupider than this." -Crow. #207(WR)

"Guys, just skip the music and go right to the heroin." -Tom Servo. #905 (tDB)

"Guys, that's not cheese..." -Gypsy. #513(tBtWD)

"Guys, this couldn't be lamer." -Tom Servo. #510(L:tPH)

"Guys, this is offensive on so many levels." -**. #*

"Guys, this is so not-Illinois." -Mike. #517(tBotE)

"Guys, we're in for some deep padding." -Crow. #416(FMoOS)

"GYAH! It's Uncle Fester in shorts!" -Tom Servo. #906(SC)

"Gymkata!" -Joel. #310(FA) et al.

"Gypsy crushes Joel! We'll be right back." -Gypsy. #415(The Beatniks)
 

H

"Hahahahahahahahaha -- YOU'RE STUCK HERE!!" -Captain Joe. #310(FA)

"Ha ha ha ha... We're bald and we're bonding!" -Joel (as Mr. Patterson). #322(MN1)

"Hand me up that horse!" -Crow (as Atlantean Soldier). #406(AotGL)

"*Happiness*?" "You were raised Catholic." -Appolonia/Crow (as Appolonia). #822(OatMB)

"Happy Birthdaaaay!..." -Tom Servo. #112(UY)

"Hardly any animals were hurt in the making of this film." -Joel. #408(HU)

"Have I mentioned I'm immense and immortal?" -Joel (as Hercules). #502(Hercules)

"Have some sun, little friend." -Mike (as Richard). #811(p:TCH)

"Have you got the bird of happiness?" "Well, we've got a pretty friendly chicken..." -Sinbad/Crow (as Viking chief). #505(tMVoS)

"Have you noticed that my accent has grown as bad as yours?" -Tom Servo (as **). #904(AW)

"He asked me! He asked me!" -Crow (as Dr. Faroe). #104(WotPP) et al.

"Heck of a lot of glancing going on here..." -Tom Servo. #609(tSD)

"He copied my frigging paper!!!" -Gypsy. #515(tWWWoBW)

"He could use his chin as a piton." -Crow. #821(TC)

"He cracked the code to Scrubbing Bubbles." -Mike. #822(OatMB)

"He died as he lived -- lovin' his work. Heh heh..." -Crow. #314(MJ)

"He died as he lived -- with jelly all over his face." -Tom Servo. #313(EvtS)

"He does look like an easy target for thugs. Hell, *I'd* like to beat him up." -Crow. #509(tGiLL)

"Heeney hiney horny..." -Hiney. #209(HC)

"He enjoys pantaloons more than he should." -Mike. #521(SC)

"He had an awesome dream...ala Lionel Ritchie." -Tom #614(SFI)

"He had on a suntan uniform." "You mean, he was naked?" -Penny/Crow (as Bob). #112(UY)

"He hit Big Jake!" -Big Jake. #202(Sidehackers)

"He just brought the level of discourse *way* down." -Tom Servo. #505(tMVoS)

"He just polygraphed a sandwich! He needs real help!" -Mike. #517(tBotE)

"He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature..." -Peter Graves. #311(ICtW)

"He'll be riding in the trunk on the way back to Earth." -Crow. #104(WotPP)

"He'll either win the Nobel Prize or the Heisman Trophy." -Crow. #513(tBtWD)

"Hello. Bug lab." -Crow (as Peter Graves). #517(tBotE)

"Hello, this is Pete in props. Don't eat the cake!" -Tom Servo (as Pete). #415(The Beatniks)

"Help I'm in another dimension!!..." -Crow (as Dr. Courtner). #513(tBtWD)

"Help me." -Blind Guy. #206(RAUSA)

"Help me, Obi Wan...oh, wrong movie." -Crow. #806(tU)

"Help me please!! I'm being attacked by a ham sandwich!!" -Crow (as Semya). #317(VWatSS)

"He made her bark!" -Crow. #421(MaGG)

"He must devour three times his own weight every day--" "--plus a delicious shake." -Narrator/Tom Servo (as Narrator). #407(tKS)

"Her back looks like a Klingon's forehead!" -Crow. #209(HC)

"He really reacted to 'Rome'." -Joel. #K19(tMEoS)

"He really sucked the air out of that room, didn't he." -Crow. #202(Sidehackers)

"Here at Phillips Petroleum, we've found ways to replace the environment..." -Crow. #401(ST)

"Here comes Nurse-feratu." -Crow. #413(MiS)

"Here comes the bride, she's out of her frickin' mind..." -Mike. #805 (tTtCD)

"Here, drink this. It'll make you feel American." -Crow (as Chase). #402(tGGM)

"Here in Texas, there is an additional problem --" "-- Texans!" -Narrator/ Crow. #507(IAmP)

"Here -- Let me punch you in the sternum to simulate the pain." -Crow (as Doctor). #413(MiS)

"Here's a tip: Don't buy the Tommy Kirk Workout Video." -Mike. #609(tSD)

"Here's to risking your life in the name of some national TV exposure." -Joel. #320(The Unearthly)

"Her pencil's gone again..." -Crow. #423(BotM)

"He's always bragging about his huge stocks." -Mike. #602(IUSA)

"He's a *spazz*stronaut." -Crow. #902(PP)

"He's a were-*worm*!" -Tom Servo. #904(AW)

"He's a Woozle. His name is Peanut." -Tom Servo. #201(RXM) et al.

"He's becoming a were-Daniel Stern." -Mike. #904(AW)

"He's been injecting her with young and pretty, now he should start injecting her with smart and nice." -Tom Servo. #105(tCV)

"He's between a rock and a hard place!" -Crow. #204(CC)

"He's dead and therefore unable to come to the phone." -Tom Servo (as some Soldier). #319(WotCB)

"He shoulda slid him *across* the bar." "That hadn't been invented yet." -Joel/Tom Servo. #511(Gunslinger)

"He's got a figure like Marcia Brady." -Crow. #608(CN:DH)

"He's got an extra Y chromosome." -Tom Servo. #417(CotM)

"He's got a really nice skull." -Crow. #415(The Beatniks)

"He's like an idiot savant -- minus the savant." -Crow. #609(tSD)

"He's not Sinbad..." -Crow. #505(tMVoS)

"He's only mostly dead!"- Mike #513(TBtwD)

"He's shooting at a different movie!" -Crow. #423(BotM)

"He's surrounded by adoring housewives!" -**. #506(Eegah!)

"He's the clown who makes the dark side fun." -**. #424(M:tHoF)

"He tampered in God's domain..." -Captain Robbins. #423(BotM)

"He tried to kill me with a forklift... Ole!" -All. #310(FA)

"Hey, can we stop and wrestle now?" -**. #503(SD)

"Hey! Could you get the subplot off the road, please?!" -Crow (as truck driver). #308(GvG)

"Hey, did I tell you my tires are filled with water?... ... My tires are filled with water." -Joel (as Arch Hall, Jr.). #506(Eegah!)

"Hey, everyone...free samples of *me*!" -Mike (as oily guy). #904(AW)

"Hey, give someone else a chance in there! What, did you fall in?" -**. #316(GvZ)

"Hey, hey, there's an imp on Line 1." -Crow. #806(tU)

"Hey! How'd he know his name was 'Fella'?" -Crow. #113(BS)

"Hey! I'm sacred; leave me alone." -Joel (as a Cow). #505(tMVoS)

"Hey, it's *my* piece of meat, I'll bite it where I want to!" -Crow (as Hercules). #502(Hercules)

"Hey, everybody, Tommy's in there crying like a little girl!" -Joel (as Jonathan). #510(L:tPH)

"Hey -- He made the pool!" -Joel (as Super Dragon). #504(SASD)

"Hey, it's not like it's the end of the world or anything." "But -- it *is*!" "...D'OH!!" Tom Servo/Joel/All. #108(SP)

"Hey, little girl! Would you like a salted nut roll?" -a Holoclown. #406(AotGL)

"Hey, look at me! I'm still stupid! If anyone dances with me it's only by accident!" -Joel (as the Geeky Guy).

"Hey, look -- I found some funny powder!" "Uh, that's mine, just leave it alone, there..." -Roxanne/** (as **). #212(GvM)

"Hey, look...It's Oliver Reed's liver encased in Lucite!" -**. #819(IotNM)"Hey, Merle Haggard is looking good these days!" -Crow. #904(AW)

"Hey -- Mom? Tell us about Hell again." -Tom Servo (as Johnny). #107(RM)

"Hey, my sammich is whole again! Cool!" -Crow. #511(Gunslinger)

"Hey -- my eye went straight! Thanks!" -Joel (as Jack Elam). #509(tGiLL)

"Hey, professor! Does this count as a lab?" -Joel (as Mike). #313(EvtS)

"Hey, Servo, tell me again about those mango-juice-rubbing babes..." -Crow. #K09(CP)

"Hey, Servo...the future looks a lot like your room!" -Crow. #821(TC)

"Hey, stop feeding my bride." -Crow (as Hercules). #408(HU)

"Hey, the Don King State Forest!" -Tom Servo. #906(SC)

"Hey, uh, lady? I'm a nice big pine that you could pray to, maybe. Maybe!..." -Joel (as Pine Tree). #422(tDtEF)

"Hey! They spent 20 bucks of it on a pizza!" -Joel (as Max). #322(MN1)

"Hey, Timmy, my dad's dead again! Can I come over for dinner?" -Crow (as Jimmy). #421(MaGG)

"Hey, watch who you call 'impervious', lady!" -**. #110(RH)

"Hey, we can't all notice the same subtleties." -Tom Servo. #413(MiS)

"Hey, we're trying to *duplicate* down here!" -Tom Servo (as Prof. von Dornheimer (stifled laugh)). #420(HD)

"Hey!" "What?" *BANG!* "Oh!" -John Saxon/Joel (as 'Johhny Mathis'). #512(Mitchell)

"Hey, when I said you could borrow some of my stuff, I didn't mean my torso!" -Crow. #103(MM)

"Hey, who *hasn't* been 'in the hands of the Queen'?" -Joel. #410(HatMM)

"Hey, you. Come over here and spill some of this in a dangerous place." -Tom Servo (as **). #K12(SSTDF)

"Hey, you got change for an eight-year-old?" -Joel. #410(HatMM)

"Hey, you got enough sticks in your drawers there?" -Joel. #322(MN1)

"Hey, you've got a snooker down there!" -Crow. #415(Beatniks)

"Hi, honey, I'm smooth!" -Crow (as Super Dragon). #504(SASD)

"Hi, I'm a chocolate bar. Break off bits of me and enjoy me all day long." -Tom Servo (as Guard Captain). #410(HatMM)

"Hi, I'm dangerous to myself and others." -Joel (as K.Z.K). #304(GvB)

"Hi. I'm intrinsically evil, and I've got a new jogging suit I'm showing off." -Joel (as J.J. Hubbard). #111(M02)

"Hi! I'm Moisty, the national spokesman for sweat!" -Tom Servo (as sweaty athlete). #510(L:tPH)

"Hi, I'm selling subscriptions to _Smoocher_ magazine..." -**. #418(AottEC)

"Hi-Keeba!" -Engineer Bradley. #104(WotPP)

"Hiney cubed it again..." -Betty. #209(HC)

"His face is the result of slash-and-burn shaving." -Mike. #812(TISC...)

"His face makes no sense." -Crow. #520(RSS)

"His head! It was torn off!!" "You say that like it was a *bad* thing." -**/ Tom Servo. #101(tCE)

"His head just doesn't have the structural support for that hair." -Crow. #510(L:tPH)

"His only crime was being born delicious!" -Crow. #424(M:tHoF)

"Hi. This is the human race. We're not in right now; please speak clearly after the sound of the bomb." -Crow. #108(SP)

"Hitler -- what a jerk!" -Tom Servo (as Dr. Rostov). #208(LC)

"Hi! We came to get Scruffy, our pet lion -- OH MY GOD!!" -Joel (as a Greek soldier). #502(Hercules)

"Hmm. --I'm sorry, I was just playing a video game in my head." -Joel (as Capt. Joe). #310(FA)

"Hmmm, look at this. 'White People Voted the Best People in the World'!" -Tom Servo. #204(CC)

"Hmmm... Looks like a medium-rare porterhouse." -Tom Servo. #302(Gamera)

"Hmmm...This one feels like a suppository."-Crow. #102(tRvtAM)

"Hmmm... This potato's got big ears..." -Crow (as Trumpy). #303(PP)

"_Home Alone 3: The Quickening_." -Mike. #521(SC)

"Honey Bunches of *Death*!!" -Tom Servo. #902(PP)

"_Honey, I Shrunk the Nelson_." -Crow. #519(Outlaw)

"Honey, we're at grandma's; put your shoes on." -Joel (as Chuchumi). #308(GvG)

"Honey, why can't you just *once* let me take over the world?" -Joel (as Lee van Cleef). #311(ICtW)

"Honey, why do we have an oven in the living room?" -**. #506(Eegah!)

"Honk if you love Eegah!" -**. #506(Eegah!)

"Honk if you're indestructible!" -**. #409(IM)

"Hooker's a good cop!!" -Crow. #305(SiS) et al.

"Hope you didn't get any of that tattooed anyplace important." -Joel. #104(WotPP)

"How about some fresh sliced *me*?" -Crow (as Bakery Driver). #601(GT)

"How about that guy I groined in the knee?" -Tom Servo (as Danny). #509(tGiLL)

"How about you bite me twice?" -Mike (as Kathy Ireland). #516(AfLA)

"How can you not love a skull like this?" -Crow (as Phil). #417(CotM)

"How come they all turned when he said 'Dad'?" -Crow. #406(AotGL)

"How do pop tarts work?" -Joel (as Kay). #317(VWatSS)

"How do we stand on fuel?" "I'm for it." -Lisa/Crow. #201(RXM)

"How do you tell someone they've been dead for a thousand years?" -Crow. #405(BfAP)

"How'd ya like it if we picked *your* apples?" -Joel (as a Tree). #416(FMoOS)

"How long has it been?" "Hey, that's rather personal!" -**. #*

"How long have you been a Viking?" -Crow (as Tira). #317(VWatSS)

"How many shots of gauges do you need in any one movie?!" "You can *never* have enough." -Tom Servo/Mike. #606(tCT)

"How much Keefe is in this movie anyway?..." -Joel. #301(CD)

"How's your buddy?" "Kinda personal, isn't it?" -Paisley/Crow. #202(Sidehackers)

"Hugo's got a John Agar smile." -Mike. #818(DD)

"Hugo the Dummy was arraigned in Superior Court...County of Los Angeles...In a moment, the results of that trial." -Tom Servo. #818(DD)

"Huh. Must be Christmas on the Borg ship." -Crow. #822(OatMB)

"Huh... Neat." -Tom Servo. #*

"Human Cleaners -- We'll clean your humans overnight!" -Crow. #508(OD007)

"Huzzah!" -**. #K22(LotD)
 

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