Mystery Shatner Theater 3000.5 "Shadow The Hedgehog and Harry Potter" MSTed by Sabel4 Written by Alex "Phoenix" Wing MST3K & the related characters owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Sonic the Hedgehog and related characters are owned and copyrighted by SEGA Harry Potter and related characters are owned and copyrighted by J. K. Rowling "Shadow The Hedgehog and Harry Potter" is owned and copyrighted by Alex "Phoenix" Wing and all characters from said story he created. (SOL) MIKE: Hiya, I'm Mike Nelson, and this is the Satellite of Love. The `bots are having a friendly conversation. TOM: Crow, the wizarding population cannot persist in Harry Potter. CROW: Why? TOM: There aren't enough of them for a healthy breeding pool. There's only about 40 people in Hogwarts per year. Not only that, they have a weird obsession with only breeding with "pure bloods" thus causing curved arrows on family trees. CROW: So they're all inbred hicks, are they? TOM: It would explain the Malfoys, wouldn't it? CROW: Point. GYPSY: (offstage) And the Lockhearts, and the Quirrels, and even the Riddles. TOM: It would explain some of Voldemorts stupid actions. MIKE: We'll be right back. (A commercial for Nightmare 2 plays. Not coming. EVER!) (SOL) TOM: So, as you see, the Furry solution to the breeding problem... MIKE: Is very sick. Uh oh, Crab and Goyle are calling. (Deep 13) DR.F: We'd have an invention exchange, but the fic's gonna run longer than usual, so we've gotta give it up for commercials. (SOL) MIKE: We have commercials? (Deep 13) FRANK: No we don't. We're not selling tapes of the experiment in parallel dimensions. DR.F: Anyway, your fic for the day is "Shadow the Hedgehog and Harry Potter" a crossover fic. Not only that, but for some bizarre reason they made Shadow a human. The fic ignores Sonic Heroes, and Sonic Battle's fan-driven resurrection of Shadow. The author also halfway through develops an inability to use "'s, so he uses '' instead. (SOL) TOM and CROW: (looking much disheveled) At least don't tell us that it rivals Marissa for at least one particularly bad explanation. (Deep 13) DR.F: Okay, we won't tell you. FRANK! Push the button! FRANK: Shadow as a human? DR.F: (sigh) (pushes the button) (SOL) MIKE: AAAH! WE'VE GOT FIC SIGN! (Door sequence) > Chapter 1 The reincarnation > > "Shadow, hold on." "I.... I can't, Sonic, please let go." MIKE: I do NOT sign autographs! > " "No, I > will not." Shadow remembered how Super Sonic tried to save his live. TOM: Luckily, he saved his live. Unfortunatly, he lost his life. > They had just defeated the ultimate prototype: Finalhazard. CROW: Isn't Ultimate Prototype a contradiction? Just checking. > But > Shadow had no energy left, so he couldn't maintain his silver super- > form. He released Sonics hand, saw Sonics eyes widen, and Shadow fell > towards earth. The last words he spoke were "Maria. This is what you > wanted, right? TOM: (as Maria) NO! I wanted a cheese pizza with extra cheese! > This is what I promised you." > > Little did Shadow at that time know that his adventures were far from > over. > > Shadow lost conscience as he entered the atmosphere. Funny enough, he > started to dream. MIKE: Yeah, pretty darn funny someone's dying and having a fantasy. > > In the dream Shadow stood in front of a large, no huge CROW: No, enormous, no, gigantic, no, ginormous! TOM: The narrator can't even agree with itself. > , castle with a > very big lake surrounding it. "Where am I?" Shadow called out and > when no response came he said: "What is this place?" MIKE: Luckily, while Shadow fell down from space, he landed in a wardrobe, so he's in Narnia. > "I can tell you > that," a soft voice answered. Shadow turned toward the voice. CROW: It's a disembodied voice! MAGIC VOICE: Finally someone from the union gets an acting job. > He felt > his jaw drop. A young girl TOM: Sorry Voice. > in front of him giggled, it was.... > "Maria." TOM: Ah, "Maria", like "Shadow". > "Yes, Shadow, it's me." "But, how, am I..." "No, you are not > dead, you are dreaming, MIKE: You're due to be dead in (looks towards watch) ooh! Three seconds ago! Have fun! > " Maria explained, "I came to tell you that > you're not ready to join me." "Why not?" "You are only sixteen years > old by human standards." "But I am not human, I am a hedgehog." CROW: I'm not a number, I'm a HEDGEHOG! > "Come > here," Shadow walked over to Maria, "look in your refection in the > water." He looked and it surprised him what stared back at him. TOM: (as Shadow)For heaven's sake, why'd you turn me into Archie Hall Jr.? > It > was not the black and red hedgehog, but a boy, about sixteen years, > dressed in black and with black hair with red streaks in it. MIKE: Great, he's a human. Why'd they do that? Can't a hedgehog do magic? TOM: Either the author wanted a change, or Maria's one of those godlike entities that don't need a reason to screw things up. > His eyes > were dark red. Shadow examined himself, took a good look at his body > and discovered that his air shoes were still there. He smiled. He > looked at his arms and saw that one still had the flame ring, but the > other missed his bracelet. CROW: (as Shadow's arm) I miss my bracelet.... TOM: Wouldn't Shadow's arms as a human not fit 3' tall furry designed rings? Or am I being a nitpicker? CROW: (shakes) All signs point to yes. > Then Shadow glanced at the castle. "You > still didn't answer my question, what is this place?". "The castle is > called Hogwarts and it is a school for magic." "But why are you > showing it to me?". MIKE: (as Maria) I was hoping you could tell me. > "You are going to attend it." "What?" "But first > I am going give you the knowledge needed in the magic world." Maria > touched Shadow's head, but nothing happened. "Why does nothing > happen". TOM: Nothing happens when nobody does something. That is nothing. > "First you need to be safe, and not in earth's atmosphere" > "..........wha?" "Wake up, SHADOW!!" CROW: (as Shadow) Oh, Maria, I had the most terrible dream. I dreamed you were dead and turned me into a boy while I plummeted to earth... Why are you taking a shower? MIKE: NO, otaku. > > Maria and Hogwarts disappeared as Shadow opened his eyes. They > widened as he realised he was approaching the ground fast. Summoning > all his energy, he curled up in a ball ALL: *INTENSE**FETAL**ACTION* > and let the familiar yellow > energy surround him as he shot forward. He landed on his feet. The > lack of energy and the sudden knowledge of the wizarding world got > the better of him, so he did the most logical thing, he fainted. TOM: (as Mr.Spock) Very logical Shadow, very logical. > > Chapter 2 Awakening > > "I think he is waking up." Shadow groaned. CROW: Shadow's talented. Not many people can narrate their own waking. > He sat upright and opened > his eyes, his vision blurred for a couple of seconds. When Shadow saw > straight, he noticed that most of the people had flaming red hair, > one boy had black hair and a girl had brown curly hair. MIKE: Oh, no! Mary Sue! They're describing hair color! TOM: It's the regular Harry Potter cast. MIKE: (noticeably calmer): oh. > As soon as > Shadow's eyes locked with the boy with black hair screamed and the > boy started rubbing a scar on his forehead. Shadow, shocked by this, > jumped out of bed. CROW: (as Harry) He's a witch! BURN HIM! BURN HIM! TOM: Well, first you have to see if he weighs as much as a duck. > "What happened and who are you?" "Apparently, your > eyes causes a pain surge through Harry's scar," the girl said. "OK, > that clears a lot," MIKE: I think the fic's riffing itself. > Shadow replied sarcastically, "I am leaving." > "But why?" "He," Shadow pointed at Harry, "is clearly affected by my > presence." "But what is your name?" TOM: My name is the window washer. I wash the windows. > "The name is Shadow, I'm the > world's ultimate life form." "The ultimate what?" ALL: LIFE FORM! > "Farewell" And with > that Shadow walked away, leaving the others in wonder about his > answers. If there attention hadn't changed from Shadow to Harry (who > had started to scream again) TOM: (as Harry) WOAH! I just had a vision! Voldemort was responsible for the cancellation of Captain Kangaroo! That BASTARD! MIKE: (as Ron) Lay off the Floo Powder, Harry. > , they could have seen a green flash of > light in the direction where Shadow left. As Shadow looked at at the > house ,he couldn't help but wonder: How does that house stand? TOM: I don't know, the fact it's on the ground, is architecturally sound, and HOUSES GENERALLY STAND! > He > held up the emerald but before he could warp away, he felt a new > energy: chaos energy. CROW: Oddly enough, Shadow up to this point had felt order energy every time he hefted a chaos emerald. > "Impossible," Shadow muttered to himself "He is > DEAD." Shadow then looked at the emerald and called out "CHAOS > CONTROL." > > A couple of days later at the Leaky Cauldron. > > "Good morning, Tom." "Same to you, Harry," Tom the bartender replied. ALL: SAME TO YOU, BUDDY, TOO! > > "Feeling all right, Harry." "Yes, Hermione, since that boy left I am > feeling better then ever." MIKE: (as Ever) HEY! THAT'S NOT NICE! > "It was pretty weird," Ron interrupted, "I > mean, his eyes are red and his name, you don't suppose he is a death > eater or something?" TOM: (as Harry) I always thought he was a furry who could teleport with a gem. He winded up here after talking with a dead friend during a near death experience and was changed into a human. MIKE: (as Ron) Man, Harry, you really need to lay off the floo powder. > "I don't think he is," Hermione said, "he was > very confused about Harry and he did not make the link between you > and the scar." "And what was that of him being the ultimate life > form." "I don't know." As Hermione and Ron continued bickering about > Shadow being a death eater or not, Harry started thinking. CROW: (as Harry) GAH! IT HURTS! > The moment > Shadow had opened his eyes, Harry's head was filled with new > memories, about a 2 boys, a girl and (To Harry's surprise) Shadow TOM: I always thought that memories from Shadow wouldn't include him. > himself, but they all looked like animals of somesort . But one word > kept returning: ......Sonic. "Hey Harry, you seem to be a little > spaced out" Hermione said. "I'm fine, Amy," Harry said. MIKE: Maybe he really does need to lay off the floo powder. > "Eeh Harry, > its me, Hermione." "Sorry, I am still daydreaming." "Are you sure > that you're alright." "Yes, I am sure." "Hey, guys let's go to > Gringrotts," Ron called. CROW: Yeah! Let's go to a bank run by surly goblins for FUN! > > Not noticed by 'The golden trio' TOM: But noticed by the 'the silver trio' > , Harry's words were overheard by a > stranger. "So the prophesy is starting to unfold , Knuckles should be > interested about this." And only a flash of pale skin, green eyes and > bat-like wings could be seen as the stranger changed the light of > diagon for the shadows of knockturn alley. MIKE: And HOW did Rouge get into Diagon Alley? I thought it was wizard only. TOM: Actually, you noticed the minor goof. Rouge is on speaking terms with Knuckles? > > In Gringrotts: "And here is the vault of Mister Potter," A goblin > announced. The door was opened and Harry walked in. He feel that > something wasn't right, something was out of the ordinary, this was > confirmed when he saw a yellow emerald CROW: OOOH! If it's an emerald why's it yell.... TOM: Been done. > with a note on it. > > As he looked at it, he received another flashback: This emerald is > less powerful then the real one, but has the same wavelength and > properties. MIKE: Is it technically a flashback when it wasn't ever experienced by you? > > Harry then picked up the note and read it > > This emerald is good enough for a faker like you. > > You used it before CROW: I think he's getting Harry Potter and Sonic the Hedgehog confused. TOM: Unless Sonic had a visit by ghost Maria too. > > Harry clenched his fist and muttered "Shadow." > > Next thing Harry knew is that the ground started to vibrate from a > explosion outside Gringrotts. MIKE: Boy, sure is convenient he went to Gringotts just in time to see the fake emerald, and see whatever's outside. > > He quickly put some money and the emerald in his bag, and ran towards > the ride towards the surface. CROW: (as Harry) WHEEEE! > > Harry quickly jumped out and asked the nearest person what had > happened. He did not like the answer: "You-know-who MIKE: Peter Lorry? CROW: Michael Jackson? TOM: Ray Jay Johnson JR.? GYPSY: (offscreen) Richard Baseheart? MAGIC VOICE: Clayton Forrester? DR.F: (over P.A.) TV'S Frank? TV'S FRANK: (over P.A.) The Easter Bunny? He's real I tell you! CAMBOT: (with subtitles) Mike Nelson? MIKE: HEY! > is attacking > diagon." > > > Chapter 3 Second meeting and battle > > As Harry moved towards the front he could see what was happening. TOM: Woah! They tipped over a hostess truck! > Death eaters were everywhere and slowly walking to the bank was a > person with snakelike eyes: Lord Voldemort. > > As Harry saw the dark lord, he felt a rage for all the suffering > Voldemort caused. Harry did not hesitate and CROW: Called the police who might be some HELP here. > left the bank to start > walking towards Voldemort. Yet he felt calm and ready to face the > challenge MIKE: The challenge of WHAT? WHAT? > > Voldemort was surprised to see Potter walk so casually towards him. > Voldemort smiled at the opportunity and pointed his wand at Harry and > muttered two words. CROW: (as Voldemort) Bite. Me. > A beam of green light left Voldemort wand and > raced towards Harry, when another flash of light appeared in front of > Potter and rebounded the spell. TOM: (in cheesy 80's sound effect style) PONG! > > As the light disappeared, a figure became visible. With an > outstretched hand CROW: And finger. > figure looked at the dark lord, a pair red eyes > looked into another pair of red eyes. Shadow looked at the shocked > 'lord'. All of the death eaters turned their wands at the newcomer, > who strangely did not seem to have a wand. MIKE: Hey, Maria! You forgot to finish turning Shadow into a wizard! You forgot to give him a wand. CROW: Dirty, dirty, Mike. > > One of the deatheaters muttered: "Crucio" and fired a red beam at > Shadow. Shadow smirked and raised his hand at the incoming curse, it > hit his hand and.. rebounded. TOM: How come nobody's thought of doing THAT before. > The curse hit it's caster. "How > pathetic," Shadow said as he looked around. The boy he protected > seemed alright, a little shocked but alright. Then Shadow felt the > energy . MIKE: FEEL THE BURN, MAN, FEEL THE BURN! > "So the faker gave his powers to this boy," he thought. CROW: Uh, is Sonic the faker, is Voldemort the faker? TOM: I think it's Bill Clinton. > > Shadow looked back at the deatheaters. They looked at their master > and all had raised their wands. Each of them said the first word of > the killing curse ALL: DIEO SOONE NOWA! > , but stopped as the Shadow held up a green emerald > and bellowed: "DARK CHAOS WARP!!!" Shadow then smashed the emerald > into the ground. CROW: (as Shadow) Oops. > A green light formed a circle, which started to > expand and when it hit a dark wizard, the wizard would disappear. TOM: To Azkaban? To the Shadow Relm? To the Pizza Hit down the road? > With each of the wizards happened the same thing, except one. The > light hit the deatheater but paused ,as if to question the loyalty > ,and then pushed ALL: You Shove Off! > and the wizard disappeared like the others. > > As the last deatheater vanished, the complete auror division MIKE: Of the NBA. > appearrated (sp) CROW: Couldn't you hit F7? MSTers Note: It has proven hard to spell check this with the fic in the middle I'm not supposed to spell check this. All spelling errors are to be ingored :). > to diagon. Also Fudge came, and demanded to know > what had happened. The silence was thick and almost unbearable. He > was shocked to hear a mocking voice say: "the cavalry is late, as > usual." TOM: They're off at a Civil War re-enactment. It's a better use of their time. > > He looked to the left and saw a boy dressed in black ,making fun of > him. Fudge became a little mad, and said: "who are you to say > something about the way that I handle things." MIKE: I'm Shadow the Hedgehog (Little ditty from Sonic X that plays whenever someone says their name plays) AND I WISH THAT MUSIC WOULD STOP! > "Well, for starters.. > I just saved diagon alley." "From who?", Fudge asked. "It is a giant > riddle, isn't it?", Shadow said: "I give you one hint, he wants to > kill Harry Potter." CROW: NOOO! Not the religious nuts! > "I TELL YOU, THE DARK LORD IS NOT RESURRECTED!!", > Fudge roared. ALL: LADEDADEDA! I CAN'T HERE YOU, MY HEAD'S IN THE SAND! TOM: Does this take place pre- or post- Order of the Phoenix? CROW: Let's see, publishing date is post-Order of the Phoenix! So either Fudge's got temporary amnesia of the end of the book, or he flip-flopped again. > "Really, is that the truth?" ALL: YES! > > "STOP MOCKING ME!!!!" ,Fudge yelled ,while reaching for his wand: > "CRUCIO" TOM: And was hauled away to Azkaban for using an Unforgivable Curse. At least, I think that's what they're called. > Everybody gasped ALL: *GASP* > as a red light shot towards the strange boy > and this time, hit Shadow. Everybody expected to see Shadow scream > out loud because of the pain, but they didn't expect that he turned > silver for while. MIKE: Yeah, most kids turn puce when shot with a curse. > Light started to run from his hair, only the red > parts of his hair weren't affected just like his eyes, which were now > sizzling with unseen power. TOM: Mmmmn! Look at those eyes sizzle! > > "There is more chaos energy in magic then I thought", Shadow > whispered. > > Harry snapped back to reality and ran Shadow. CROW: Where? > Fudge saw the chance to > fire a second crucio, this time at Harry. Harry did scream while, > like with Shadow, he changed color. But instead silver, he started to > change in a blinding gold and his eyes turned from emerald green into > blood red and changing back in green. MIKE: (as Fudge) Odd, that never happened before when I use a torture curse that gets you a lifetime sentence in Azkaban on an innocent 13- year old boy. TOM: I think this author REALLY wants Harry to be Sonic, but can't work up the courage to just say so. > And then Harry lost > consciousness. CROW: The most logical thing to do. > > Chapter 4 > > Second Battle, and Found > > The Weasley's were shocked, to say the least: first You-know-Who MIKE: Peter Lorry? TOM: Not again. > attacks Diagon Ally. That strange boy then appears and beats all the > Deatheaters CROW: (as Weaslies) Of course! He must be a death eater himself! > , after that Fudge shows his face and fires two > unforgiveables towards the 'boy' and Harry, who then turn silver and > gold, and then Harry faints. CROW: It was the most logical thing to do. > > Shadow looked from the still form Harry to Fudge, and with a growl, > ran towards to minister, held his collar and smashed him against the > wall. TOM: Harry or Fudge? > > "Why did you do that, eh, why did you curse your savior." "Let me go, > I'll have thrown in Azkaban for that." MIKE: And then myself for using an Unforgivable Curse. > "Answer me!" "That Potter boy > was getting on my nerves," Fudge screamed, "He destroyed all of my > plans." CROW: TO CONQUER THE WORLD! MUWUWAHA! > > Shadow started to laugh. "What so funny?" , Fudge asked. "You can not > make a good decision ,yet you say you have plans." "I CAN MAKE A GOOD > DECISION !" "Prove it." TOM: (as a kid Fudge) You PROVE IT! > "DON'T THINK I WON'T!!" "Oh and please take a > tic-tac." "A WHAT?" "Oke, this is a language you do understand: your > breath stinks." MIKE: Nice way to insult the Minister of Magic, boy. > > The words Shadow said had an extraordinary reaction. CROW: Fudge imploded. > Fudge turned a > deep purple and screamed as if he had cast the 'Sonorus charm'. TOM: Or the 'Yellusatusthetopusofusyourlungus Charm'. > "AURORS, THROW THIS BOY IN AZKABAN WITHOUT TRIAL!!" MIKE: What system of checks and balances. > > Shadow smiled, it was him against 150 others. CROW: And a weasel. > > They had magic, he had one chaos emerald and his speed. TOM: All right, man! Shadow's taking drugs, man! > He said only > thing: "I'll show you my ultimate power", and prepared for battle. CROW: By using his super-speed to tie all the Aurorer's shoelaces together! > The one who overheard Harry and friends at diagon ally, landed softly > on the ground. She stretched her wings and smiled, "Maybe I can take > the Master Emerald this time." > > She looked up at the shrine where a giant emerald was slowly > spinning. Rouge MIKE: FINALLY! We get a name! > silently ran towards the Master Emerald, when a voice > stopped her. "Oh no, you don't. " Rouge sighed and turned to face the > voice, "Long time, no see treasure hunter." Knuckles smiled, "You > never change do you?" "Rouge," Both turned to face a third member, > "What a pleasant surprise! What little dirty deed are you up to now." TOM: Using a combination of toaster waffles and legoes to CONQUER THE WORLD! > > "You wouldn't say that if I told you that I found Sonic", Rouge said. CROW: He was at a chili dog stand. > "YOU FOUND HIM?, WHERE?, I MUST KNOW!" Knuckles tried to calm down > the pink hedgehog. "Amy, Sonic could be anywhere by now" Amy realised > this as well, and broke down. Now we will never find him, She cried, > "and we were so close" MIKE: But then we forgot to use quotes and capital letters and now ALL IS LOST! > > "Well", Rouge began "there might be a way". "Spill will ya" "Easy > girl, I placed a Chaos Emerald inside a vault belonging to Sonic." TOM: Rouge placed an emerald inside Harry/Sonic's vault with one of Shadow's catchphrases on it? That's deep. > "And" "I believe that Foxboy can make radar for Chaos Emeralds, just > like Eggman did." "All right, let's go." > > Amy ran full speed towards Tails cabin on the other side of Angel > Island. CROW: Luckily, Angel Island in Sonic Adventure is about 1/2 an acre big. > > A/N Dear readers, I am sorry I have not updated in a long time, but I > switched schools and that took a long time. > > Also FF .net found out about my double posting so I could not post > for a while. ALL: We thank you, oh FF.net. > > As for the reviewers thanks for all your support. And Isaac or Lamont > I probably will add your character but not in the way you want. > Because you described him as very powerful, too powerful for my fic. > I will add him as a human. MIKE: It's SI time! AAAAAAAAH! > > I found a great shadow-site which has some good fan-arts and fics The > address is shadow. viciously-kinky .net/ CROW: That address sounds.... odd. > > As for disclaimers it is the usual bla-bla. Lets get the show on the > road shall we. I also tried to correct some grammatic errors. TOM: Tried is the operative word. > > Chapter 5 Shadow versus the Aurors > > Shadow prepared for battle. The aurors all readied their wands. CROW: Sooo. Many. Dirty. Jokes. Can't. Use. > > The complete alley was deserted as everybody looked from inside a > building or from the stairs of Gringrotts. A wind softy blew and let > Shadows hair dance a little in the breeze. It was complete silence, > when suddenly a bird flew up. MIKE: I hope that didn't mean Shadow flipped them off. > > The aurors aimed for Shadow ,who jumped. The spells caused a dust > cloud to appear and when it disappeared a small crater was seen. CROW: THE END. > Shadow knocked out some of the aurors in the time they were staring > at the dust cloud. TOM: (as Auror) Boy, sure is fun to stare at this dust cloud... HEY! *THUD* > By the time the cloud had vanished, ten people > were unconscious and over fifteen had snapped wands. MIKE: OOOOOH! That's gotta hurt! > > "Fools, you don't know who you are facing," Shadow yelled. "We are > fighting someone stupid enough to face the complete auror division > without a wand," TOM: Or the general idea why a humanoid Shadow can't do things he could do as an anthropomorphic hedgehog. > someone said. Shadow smirked and said, "I don't need > a wand." The person stuttered "b-b-but you need a wand to perform > magic." "True, you need a wand to perform magic but I do not use > magic." "W-w-what." ALL: YOU NEED A WAND TO PERFORM MAGIC, BUT SHADOW DOESN'T USE MAGIC! > > As Shadow and the person talked, about thirty aurors surrounded them. > Then as one they called out: "STUPEFY." Shadow again jumped and > landed safely out of the circle. CROW: This is gonna get as repetitive as a DBZ fight. > > The aurors however were hit by each others curses. That meant another > thirty-one out. MIKE: Maybe aim the wands DOWNWARDS so they'll hit the ground when they miss but can still hit the midget. > The rest of aurors looked at him and suddenly they > all broke ranks and disappearated. TOM: Dissapearated: VERB 1. The act of apparating away. 2. Disintegrating. CROW: OOH! I want 2! > > Fudge looked horrified. "What are you?" "I am your worst nightmare, > remember this I was just playing with you and your men." ALL: EEEEEEEEEEEEW! > "Just > playing? , Fudge echoed, "What do you mean?" "Next time you try > something like that, the results be more ....destructive than today." TOM: Not only will I knock out all your men, I'll read 'Enterprized' by Steven Ratliff while I do it! > > Shadow walked to Harry and placed a hand on Harry's chest, "If you > are really the one, you need to be trained." He then looked at the > Weasley family, "I will keep safe, see you on september the first." MIKE: Nice, add kidnapping to your crimes. > > Shadow retrieved a emerald from his pocket and muttered something. CROW: (as Shadow, muttering) Lousy dime store emerald. > A > bright flash lit the alley and when it died down ,Harry and Shadow > had dissappeared. > > A/N Lots of schoolwork, so a short Chapter. I will try to update, But > I can't promise anything. TOM: Thank you. > > Chapter 6 Return > > Footsteps echoed in the dark corridors, bouncing off the metal walls. MIKE: So, are Shadow and Harry wall-running, or what? > Shadow sighed as he carried the limp form of Harry over his shoulder. > "I had never thought of returning here," He said , "the memory's that > dwell here are almost to painful to bear." CROW: (pause) ALMOST! (laughs) > > Shadow stopped for a moment to look through a window. "Maria, I still > haven't forgotten the promise I made to you." He glanced towards the > planet, "I know the true promise I made." TOM: To eat the world record number of waffles eaten in 17 minutes! > > Shadow resumed walking towards the control centre. As he reached the > door he smiled briefly at the picture placed on it, a wooden ship: > 'the Ark'. > > He stepped in, and gently placed Harry against a wall. Then he > pressed a button on a panel, and a small box next to the button slid > out. Shadow then placed the green chaos emerald inside the box and > closed the lid. MIKE: Coffee poured from the hole. > The systems of Ark were revived by the emerald's > power. > > Shadow looked as a computerscreen started in front of him. All > systems loading.....25......50.......75....100... Start up....all > systems online....auxilery power recharging... CROW: ..Recalculating Splines... > Scanning Ark....3 > liveforms found.... Tails couldn't believe it. TOM: And how did Tails get there? > Amy just knocked down > the down the door of his cabin, and demanded a emerald locator. Then > Knuckles entered with Rouge, and they explained what happend. > > How Rouge found and traced a boy who had a scar shaped like > lightning. MIKE: And was accused of stalking. > "It is starting to unfold," Tails said, "The one of sound > will return in the mark of the storm." "Rouge also placed the fake > emerald in the boy's vault," Knuckles said. "How did you get past the > guards and security systems, Rouge." TOM: I drank some liquid Deus ex Machina. > "They have an extremly good > defence system, with one big flaw, they don't detect animals." CROW: Well, that leaves them open to Animagus. > "Oke, > I'll get the radar, through it might take a while to find it." > > It did took fifteen minutes to find it. The locator display showed > two signals, one stayed motionless while the other moved like crazy. MIKE: (as Crazy) I'M HYPER! > Then the signal slowly got closer to the other, and then both signals > disappeared. > > Knuckles and Tails looked at eachother. "Do you think what I think?" TOM: (as Pinky) Yeah, but where will we get all the cheese? CROW: (as Brain) No, Pinky. Tommorow night, we shall TAKE OVER THE WORLD! > "It is chaos control." MIKE: Or my batteries ran out. > > Did anyone notice that I used some lines from Sonic games? ALL: (extemely sarcastically) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo. > > Chapter 7 > The Four teamsShadow couldn't believe it. "This can't be right," > Shadow said, "three life forms detected?" TOM: You, Harry, and the cybernetic toaster. > He pushed down a button, > activating the voice command. "Computer, find locations of the life > forms." ......Location life forms....two life forms detected in > control centre.... ...........one life form detected in area > 79A............ > > "Area 79A , that is the area where..." CROW: I found the old issues of Playboy. > , Shadow muttered. He started > to think. "That chaos control did more than I originally thought." He > stared at the screen. "Instead of just stopping Ark, the chaos > control reversed time and placed Ark in the exact position before the > emeralds were taken to Ark ." A silent moment, "and so it survived." TOM: You know how a left-handed compliment sounds good but is really an insult? This is a left-handed explanation. MIKE: I think I would have bought "Revived by an accident with the Dragon Balls" easier than this. > > Shadow looked back at Harry and said, "it is time for you to get some > proper sleep." "Computer,transport the lifeforms in the control > centre to room 29. CROW: Even though the life form was found in 79a, who cares. > " .......Transport............ready....... Shadow > said one word, "engage." > > Voldemort was FURIOUS to say the least, he and all of the deatheaters > had been transported to the artic region. TOM: And had lost all their luggage at the airport. > They also discovered that > they couldn't appearate for 30 minutes. MIKE: However, they could apperate. > > "Lucius," Voldemort said, when they where out of the actic region CROW: The actic region, filled with acid for your convenience. > "I > want to find out as much as you can about that boy." "As you wish, my > lord." "Yes, that boy will be wishing he was never born, he will > curse the day he met Lord Voldemort." TOM: As well as the day he met Lord Moldyshorts. > Dumbledore was confused. MIKE: By the rapid scene change w/o paragraph change. > He had > recieved a letter from Molly Weasley, that Harry was taken by a boy, > who called himself 'Shadow the ulimate lifeform'. To make it easier > to talk with everyone, Dumbledore stepped in the flames and called > out CROW: AAAAAH! IT BURNS! > "the Burrow." TOM: He arrived on the back of a donkey. > > When he arrived in the living room, everyone was fussing about what > to do. "Silence," Dumbledore said, "tell me what happend." MIKE: (as "Silence"), Well, you see... > > And so the Weasely's, mainly Ron, began. The first thing they told > was that they saw a comet fall from the sky near the house. "Really, > it was a huge ball of fire." CROW: Really! We're 100% Honest! MIKE: (singing) Goodness gracious, big balls of fire! > How they went to see if there were marks > left. "There was a small crater." That they found Shadow. "Then we > saw a boy in the middle of the crater." how they brought him to the > house. "I wish we didn't done that." and the headache of Harry. TOM: He shouldn't of drunk that slushy so fast. CROW: I don't think wizards have access to F7. > "The > moment that boy opened his eyes, Harry started screaming." And how > Shadow vanished after that. "One minute later, he was gone." MIKE: I think that's kinda implied by "vanished" > Ron took > a deep breath. "And now he kipnapped Harry." CROW: He's stolen all the Kippers! THAT BASTARD! > > But Hermione was silent and looked away from Ron. She didn't like all > of the trust the wizarding world put in Dumbledore. TOM: OOC! CROW: Fanboy. > Sure he was > friendly and he did know a lot. But still if Dumbledore would say, > "Jump of a cliff," a lot of witches and wizards would do that. MIKE: If Dumbledore cursed, bad things happened in general. > If she > said something Ron and Harry might never want to see her again. Maybe > not Harry but certainly Ron, and they were her only friends she > trusted. > > So she kept silent. TOM: Yet another scene change without a paragraph change. > Tails and Knuckles looked at eachother. Knuckles > asked, "What was that all about?" "Was what all about?" TOM: Say, Crow, are you having Deja Vu? CROW: Nah. TOM: Say, Crow, are you having Deja Vu? CROW: Nah. > "All that > jumping and moving." "I don't know." "WHAT!!!" "Hey, I am not a > genius." "Tails, you are a genius," Knux pointed out. "Oh yeah, I > am." MIKE: I'm a million times humbler than thou. > > "Now let's see where the emeralds went, oke." "I am scanning now." > > Amy and Rouge were anxious to know more. Then Rouge asked something, > "Can I see the prophecy again?" TOM: Sure. In the year of 2004, a man named Alex "Phoenix" Wing will cause a great trouble to two bots and a "man". MIKE: HEY! > "Sure," Knuckles answered, I'll need > to check on some lines anyway." He and Rouge walked away, Knuckles > turned to Tails, "you let me know if you find something about the > emeralds." "Don't worry, you two, just go." CROW: I MEAN IT! GO! GO! VAMOS! VAMOOSE! XYZZY! > > Knuckles and Rouge dissapeared in the jungle, while Tails and Amy > looked for the Chaos emeralds. A/N Another Chapter done. The four > main groups have showed there faces and the plot thickens. 1. Shadow > and Harry 2.Knuckles, Tails, Amy, Rouge and others 3. Dumbledore and > the Order 4. Voldemort. TOM: And the death eaters? CROW: Nah, he's on his own. > > And a fifth group 5. Fudge and Aurors MIKE: I thought there were only four groups. > > P.S. I am thinking to change this in a > Dumbledore-wants-to-control-harry fic Smart idea TOM: That was almost Dr. Thinker worthy. > , or not, speak your > mind about it. and also speak up about that part with Hermione, she > is more sceptical than the wizarding world. ALL: UP! > > School is a pain, but fortunaly I have acces to the internet so I can > write some parts of the story everyday. > > I also have a writer's block, so I am not able to write chapters > > and please REVIEW MIKE: OR ELSE! MUWUWAHAHA! > > Chapter 8 > > Goingto Hogwarts Hermione woke up with a strange feeling. She reached > for her watch, it read 06.02 A. A quick look at the date told all she > needed to know, September the 1st. CROW: I thought it was June the Second! TOM: That was the time. CROW: Oh. > They were going to Hogwarts. Today > also was the day that Shadow told her he would bring Harry back. MIKE: Unfortunatly, he didn't bring the rest of him. > "I > hope he keeps that promise," she muttered. While it had only been two > days ago that Harry was 'kidnapped'. TOM: By 'shadow'. > Those days were ,to say the > least, annoying. Dumbledore and the order were constantly searching > for Harry and Shadow. Location spells brought up nothing, as if both > dissappeared from the face of the earth. CROW: Nobody thought about space. Or even caves. > Dumbledore muttering > something about 'keeping Harry safe' and 'finding the deatheater'. > The most of the Weasleys and the order were all argeeing with > Dumbledore. > It seemed dispite the fact Shadow took out all 'real > deatheaters, they where still convinced Shadow was one of Voldemort > followers. MIKE: The fic's riffing itself. > > To her it seemed Shadow told the truth, because she looked in his > eyes and saw different emotions Pain, Betrayal, Anger but also Truth, CROW: But mostly anger, and a desire for Cheetoes. > and how strange it have sounded also love. She got out of bed, she > wouldn't be able to sleep anytime soon. Hermione started to search > for somethings she still needed to pack. Three hours later, Grimmauld > place was Chaotic. TOM: Chaotic-Neutral to be exact. > Ron and Ginny searching for things they needed. > And both missed some of their homework, Ron more than Ginny. MIKE: It's a logic puzzle! > Another > hourand everything and everybody was packed. > > They went outside and called the Knightbus. After a quickbut painful > ride they arrived at King's Cross. CROW: Chineese food resturant. > Ron and Ginny went first, followed > by their parents Hermione then realised something embarrassing. She > needed to use the bathroom. TOM: Too.. much... information... > She separated herself from the group in > search of a toilet. When she came out of the toilet, she suddenly > felt cold metal pressed against the back of her head. MIKE: As opposed to hot metal. > > "Follow us," a voice said, "or we are forced to kill you." CROW: How'd they get in the women's room? > Hermione > couldn't believe it, she was held hostage and sure enough, the three > people holding her entered a bank. TOM: Oh, yeah. Bring a girl at gunpoint into a bank. Smart kidnappers. > Dumbledore was worried. Harry was > kidnapped and according Ron Weasley , Hermione Granger did not arrive > on the train. But that would have to wait because the sorting was > about to begin. MIKE: Yeah, a missing student is a deal, but the Sorting can't wait! > > He started to stand up, when the doors of the great hall banged open. > two cloaked figures entered, one black and one blue. Their faces were > hidden from view by hoods half of the students held the strangers at > wand point. CROW: Man, are they all geting er.. annoyed! > one of the two said, "Put those away, we don't want > anybody to be hurt" they then faced Dumbledore "And you should be > more responsible for your pupils" the black one beckoned someone > behind him and to the surprise of most people, Hermione came into > view. TOM: But not to the surprise of the furries. > > She walked awkwardly towards the lions table, when the blue one MIKE: Sonic? I thought he was Harry now. TOM: Maybe they seperated. Or performed the fusion dance. CROW: Sonry? > suddenly tackled her to the ground. > the movement caused a reaction > with the wizards, all started yelling different spells. Both cloaked > watched as the spells came closer, suddenly the spells stopped. > Everybody was surprised to see all the spells frozen in mid-air. MIKE: Thanks to a little 'Time STOP'! > they > then discovered that the blue cloak lost his hood. > > the face of the boy-who-lived looked back at them. TOM: That, and the Boy-who-died, and the Boy-who-lived-in-wisconsin- and-now-on-a-satelite. MIKE: HEY! > > This was a long chapter to write, due to a huge writer block. I > decided to scrap the prohpecy, as it and the ark episode would slow > down the fic. CROW: Wow. The author's scrapping plot elements. > I also had a few to no reviews, which is annoying I > really want your opinon about the fic. TOM: REALLY? MIKE: NO! > > REMEMBER: I WANT ALL THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS FIC Including flames, those > will be noted and usedto refill the flame ring > > Alex 'phoenix' Wing > > Chapter 9 > > The sorting and the New Teachers ''Harry?'' CROW: (as Dumbledore) Ever heard of a "? > Dumbledore said, ''that > means that.'' MIKE: Who means who. TOM: There means there. CROW: What means what. > Shadow also removed his hood, ''indeed, I am Shadow'' TOM: THE CANDLE MAKER! > > Dumbledore eyes became cold, and started radiating power. Shadow > closed his eyes and when he opened them his eyes started sizzeling > just like in Diagon Alley. MIKE: It's a staring game! > Shadow said, ''Two can play that game.'' > Harry got up, and joined Shadow,''you mean three, but we still need > to get rid of the spells.'' Shadow looked to see the spells fired > still frozen in mid air. TOM: DUH! > > Harry held up his hand and the spells twisted into a ball. (those > needing a picture,think magneto in Xmen 2 with the guard) CROW: Ooookay... > > Then the ball dissintagrated into a golden ring. Harry retrieved a > bag and put the ring in the bag. MIKE: Now he can take an extra hit. But then the ring goes flying. > Harry then looked behind him, ''Damn > ,he got away.'' > > He looked at Shadow, who walked to one of the doors. Shadow pulled > something out of the door. ''But now, we are on his trail.'' In > Shadow's hand was a kunai. TOM: A coon's eye? > > Harry sat down at the Griffindor table, while Shadow just leaned > against the wall. Harry then looked at Dumbledore. ''Don't you have a > sorting to open. CROW: Can't he just press shift+' to get "? > ''Ah yes, Minerva ,if you could be so kind.'' > > The Sorting was held with no big incidents, expect Harry exploded MIKE: Well, he's no longer the Boy-Who-Lived. > once to stop the line of questions fired at him. > > Near the end of the sorting Shadow looked up and started walking to > the stafftable. Dumbledore looked up, ''Yes? he asked. ''I want to be > sorted. Dumbledore thought for a moment and then sighed and said, CROW: Why is Shadow saying Dumbledore thought for a moment? TOM: Why is Dumbledore letting a "Death Eater" in the school. > ''Fine. He then stood up and asked for silence, ''This boy has asked > for a sorting and I agreed. Shadow was then handed the sorting hat. MIKE: And he did the crazy Russian dance. > > > Interesting,very interesting you are an enigma , a mystery your past > is hidden, for others as well as for yourself you can do well in all > houses But you belong most in... TOM: The insane asylum! > > Gryffindor' > > As Shadow removed the hat he heard, It takes courage to change, > remember that. MIKE: Especially in front of an audience of girls. > > After the sorting Dumbledore rose to speak, ''I'd like to welcome you > all to Hogwarts, for yet another year.'' CROW: (serious) Quotation Marks. The eternal bane of Alex "Phoenix" Wing. > > There was some cheering. ALL: (monotone) Yaaaaaaaaaaay. > > ''This year we have not one ,but two new teachers, the first has > already been here, and I like you to welcome back: Professor > Lockhart. MIKE: Yes, he's recovered from his amnesia that was permanent and his stay at the Insane Asylum. TOM: And pay no attention to the burst he made saying he just stole credit for other people's work. > the doors opened as the named teacher came in. It was > quiet, both teachers as the students were quiet, all had the same > thing in mind 'WAS HE OUT OF HIS MIND? CROW: YES! > Dumbledore coughed and said '' > the next teacher has to do with a new subject called Muggle > Technology, the man is an absolute genius in it and I welcome > professor : IVO ROBOTNIK". MIKE: Uh, yay? Isn't he a muggle? CROW: At least he's not one of those wizard luddites. > Eggman at Hogwarts as well as the return > of Lockhart. MIKE: RETURN OF LOCKHART: HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS 2! > > I'd also like to know your opinion about the sorting. Is it good, bad > ,do you think some changes really must be made TOM: Maybe it should make sense. > > Let me know either by reviews or by mail Alex 'phoenix' Wing > alexphoenixwing at hotmail dot com > > Shadow the Hedgehog and Harry Potter. Chapter 10. > Ivo Robotnik Ivo Robotnik CROW: You can call me Ivo, or you can call me Ivo Robotnik, or you can call me Ivo Robotnik Ivo... > entered the room, followed by a couple of > robots ''You don't mind I brought bodyguards with MIKE: LASER CANNONS! > ...'' His talking > was interrupted by a green flash and an explosion. ''me?'' All the > robots behind Robotnik were destroyed. ''Strange, I thought they were > magic-proof,'' the doctor said to himself. TOM: (as Boris) Magic proof, YES! Idiot proof, NO! > > He then looked to the students and the staff ''I am Ivo Robotnik, I > am a wizard who lived under muggles,'' CROW: Yeah, right. Ivo a wizard? TOM: What do you know, he lives about three stories below muggles. > he introduced himself. ''As > Dumbledore told you, I will teach you about muggle technology, I know > the opinion of most wizards on M-Tech. Malfoy interrupted ''why would > we want to be teached in muggle things, they are inferior to > wizards.'' MIKE: At which point Robotnik's `bots attacked Malfoy and hung his corpse from a clothesline. THE END. > Robotnik sighed, "because if you like it or not > non-magical people are still a part of the world, and you should know > what the muggles are capable of.'' TOM: Consuming large amounts of Chex Mix (tm). > ''What are those inferior beings > capable of?'' ''for example,'' Robotnik continued while showing an > old cowboygun, ''would this work at Hogwarts?'' CROW: After all, the internal chemical reactions would work. ELECTRIC devices malfunction at Hogwarts. > ''Of course not.'' > Robotnik laughed and said ''let's find out shall we.'' He then aimed > the gun at Malfoy and asked, ''Do you feel lucky, well do you, > punk?'' and fired. ALL: YAY! TOM: THIS JUST TURNED INTO THE BEST FANFIC EVER! > Knuckles and Rouge ran back to Tails cabin, they > burst in. ''What is it?'' Tails asked sensing a problem. ''The > prophecy is gone, the whole thing is gone, as if it never existed!'' MIKE: That's a nice way of eliminating an extra plot device. Just leave it dangling in the story. Don't rewrite previous chapters, just have it vanish for no reason. TOM: Stay frosty, Mike. > ''WHAT,'' Amy cried out, ''We will never find Sonic now.'' ''Deja > vu'' Knuckles muttered CROW: The fic's riffing itself again! CROW: The fic's riffing itself again! > , then his eyes lit up. ''Tails'' Knux said to > two-tailed fox, ''Any luck with the Emerald radar?'' ''I found out > that the two of the eight emeralds aren't on the planet.'' CROW: Aren't there only seven chaos emeralds? TOM: I think he means the fake one as well. MIKE: Just smile and nod. > ''Then > where are they?'' ''They were on Ark.'' ''Were?'' Rouge asked. ALL: ARK! TOM: You were there at the end of SA2:B, for crying out loud! > ''Yeah,'' Tails said, ''Because of the Master Emerald, this whole > island is out of phase'' CROW: With reality. *rimshot* > ''Meaning?'' the annoying pink hedgehog > said. MIKE: (as Ms. Tweedy) Finally, something we agree upon. > ''That means that time on Angel island passes slower then else > on the planet,'' Tails explained, ''Fifty years have past since > Ark.'' ALL: Oooookay? > ''Wait a second, I have been on the planet for ten years or > so,'' Rouge said, ''I haven't aged that much, how do you explain > that?'' TOM: (as Tails) A wizard did it. > ''I only have a theory which is that because we have been > exposed to large amounts of Chaos radiation, we age slower like a > personal chaos control,'' CROW: This is just getting weirder. MIKE: At least Marissa technobable made SOME sense. > Tails said, ''Shadow himself was exposed to > much larger amounts of radiation, thus he became ageless." TOM: An actual quotation mark! We're saved! CROW: Ageless? He's 16! MIKE: He's stuck 16, so now he'll have acne forever and none of the girls will date him. > '' TOM: Or not. > It sound > logical'' TOM: So he fainted. > Knuckles said, ''But where are those missing emeralds > now?'' ''That is difficult to say as they seem to be jumping from one > spot from the other.'' MIKE: Emerald Hopscotch! > > Rouge looked, before saying ''Hogwarts.'' Amy looked at her, ''What > are you talking about?'' CROW: Hogwarts' one mean motherf... TOM and MIKE: Shut your mouth! CROW: Hey, I'm just talking about Hogwarts, can you dig it? > ''Hogwarts, it's a school in the north of > the United Kingdom, it is a school for wand magic and 'unplottable' > so you can't find it on a map.'' MIKE: Especially if you're Ryoga Hibikari. > ''then how are we going to find > it?'' Amy asked. ''Rouge smiled, ''The old way, Eyes and sonar.'' CROW: Or follow the flashing neon signs. TOM: HOGWARTS! Secret wizarding school! 15 Miles from here! On state route 37! Looks like an abandoned place to muggles. Wizards welcome! *No Muggles* > The > blast sounded around the great hall, the bullet flew past Draco's > face. TOM: Hasn't quite mastered his marksman ship skill yet. > ''That is why you should be cautious when thinking you are > superior to others,'' Robotnik continued. ''That gun should not have > fired inside Hogwarts,'' MIKE: Or they just developed Goetic shielding, like in Operation Chaos by Poul Anderson. > Dumbledore said, ''the wards...'' ''do not > block technology,'' Harry interrupted softly, ''magic only interferes > with computer chips and such.'' TOM and CROW: Hence why we're never going there. CROW: (as Dumbledore) Stop being a smartalek, Potter. > ''Thank you, Potter'' Robotnik said > ''Muggles also have started to learn to lower the problems magic > causes to machines, they think it is a glitch of some sort.'' MIKE: Wizarding world causes computer glitch, Man becomes famous. Story at 11. > Robotnik then looked to Ron and Ginny, ''Otherwise some wizards have > learned to use non-magical things to their advantage.'' CROW: Like Viagra. > Malfoy > scowled, ''If you are talking about the weasels, they...'' ''Are > using a combination of two worlds, they benefit from it.'' ''How do > they benefit from it?'' ''Well, they...,'' TOM: (as Dumbledore) I'll tell you when you're older. > Dumbledore coughed, ''as > interesting as this is, it is getting late and there are lessons > tomorrow.'' Robotnik nodded ''Yes, headmaster.'' > > Harry and Shadow followed the rest of the golden lions to the tower. MIKE: Golden lions? I thought this was a school for people! > They were given the password (Phoenix feather), and entered. > > As Shadow went to the 6th year dorm he was stopped by Ron, ''Why are > you going there?'' Ron asked. ''I am going to sleep, Weasley,'' TOM: Darn! He stole my riff! > Shadow answered, ''and I am a sixth year.'' ''YOU ARE NOT STAYING IN > OUR DORM,'' Ron said quite forcefully, ''you death eater.'' CROW: This is an Idiot World fic. > Shadow > smirked, ''maybe I am a death eater, but I know one thing, testing my > patience can and will be very dangerous for you.'' > > He then brushed past Ron, entered the dorm and opened a window. ''If > it makes you more comfortable, I will go outside.'' With that, Shadow > ran to the window, grasped the upper part of it, and swung outside > using his momentum to launch himself to the higher areas of the > tower. MIKE: Sixteen year old boys should NOT be able to do that. > > Not to surprising, some time later another blur shot out of the > Gryffindor tower. TOM: It's Harry the Human Hedgehog! > ''So you have come,'' Shadow spoke. ''Yeah,'' Harry > smiled ,''Found anything about the assassin?'' ''No, we only have the > kunai, for now.'' CROW: (as coon) I want my eye back! > ''At least it's a start.'' Shadow sighed, ''We have > used far to much power today.'' MIKE: The electric bill's gonna be huge. > ''How so?'' ''I planned to lay low, > for at least a while.'' ''If I didn't move Hermione would be dead.'' > ''I do not say that is bad, but still.'' ''We will cross that bridge > when will get there, oke?'' ''Fine,'' Shadow said, ''But tomorrow we > will go to Eggman.'' ''Sure,'' Harry said, ''are you up for a spar?'' TOM: HUMANS! LIMITS! CAN'T! CURL! UP! IN! BALL! MIKE: It's almost over. > ''Oke, let's go,'' Shadow jumped down from the Gryffindor tower. Soon > followed by Harry, who had also jumped down ,shouting ''Time to > party.'' CROW: MARIO PARTY! > Next chapter: meeting with Eggman, and an explanation for > the Human!Shadow. (some people don't like him for some reason) ALL: Hmmm. I wonder. MIKE: And also an explanation for the Hedgehog!Human!Hybrid!Harry. > > As for the Gryffindor!Shadow, we can't have him harm those snakes, > can we? ALL: YES! > > Don't forget to review > > Alex 'phoenix' wing (theater sequence) (SOL Bridge) TOM: Well, at least Harry wasn't Sonic re-incarnated. CROW: Don't bet on it. He'll probably release chapter 11 sometime, and he WILL! TOM: The lack of paragraphs, the '' obsession! CROW: Hey, at least Shadow got some cool action sequences. TOM: As a HUMAN! Human's in anime/video games are always the weaklings when there's other races around. MIKE: HEY! CROW: It makes you wonder why human writers are so eager to shaft humans. MIKE: I dunno, but when you mention that, Alex Wing seems almost patriotic. Hey, at least it was more coherent than "Tails and the Repeating Decimal." CROW: Hey, the mad's are calling. (Deep 13) DR.F: Don't think you've won, Mikey! "Two Worlds, One Amy"'s Next! PUSH THE BUTTON! FRANK: Too busy trying to keep us on Comedy Central. DR.F: (pushes the button) NOTE: I like both Harry Potter and Sonic a lot. All the digs I make at both are for comedy's sake. I am also not implying anything about MST3K's revival. MYSTERY SHATNER THEATER 3000.5 EPISODE LIST 101: "TAILS AND THE REPEATING DECIMAL" by AmberSpike and BlackFeatherz29. 102: "SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG AND HARRY POTTER" by AlexPhoenixWing FUTURE EPISODES: 103: "TWO WORLDS, ONE AMY" by AmySonikku I would like to thank: EWIC, for geting me interested in MSTing. Wikipedia, for geting me to EWIC. The people of #C-Ko'sChatHall on irc://shevat.polarcom.com, for keeping me from making major mistakes and giving me usefull advice. Kouban, for giving me the most of this advice. Alex "Phoenix" Wing for not only writing this fic, but responding extremely quickly and I hope you enjoy this and learn from mistakes. STINGER: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > ''Harry?'' Dumbledore said, ''that means that.''